These are a few of my favorite things..

fmylife:

Today, as I opened my diary to write a new entry, I noticed that every page had little side notes about what I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about losing my virginity in great detail. All of the notes ended with “Love, Mom.” FML

son of a bitch.

Via FML
  1. lovedye reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    would commit some kind of felony if this...happened to me. Arson, murder,
  2. pennygeraldine reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    mom read my journal. Its all nonsense anyway, just bits and pieces of future lyrics, quotes, shit like that. She
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